Following online advice, I went at dusk,
Searching for the shop on North Park Street.
Only by tasting could I be convinced,
So I ordered a pork chop rice.
The pork chop was indeed huge,
Almost as big as a face, though not quite.
Its thickness wasn't a full thumb,
But close enough, about half.
Cut and dipped in ketchup,
It was crispy and had some texture.
But eating too much gets cloying,
Diminishing returns set in.
Other features: a salad bar,
Not many items, just four or five.
But having fruit is nice,
At least for me.
Corn soup was acceptable,
Getting stuffed was easy.
To sum up, I'd give a score:
Eighty-three, from this humble reviewer.